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Tommy
Have no personality.
June
I am not sure but probably not many qualifications. Doesn’t take a whole lot of talent. Usually they hire senior citizens though.
Phyllis
you can be my butler for a day
Wendy
Be at least 89 years old and only greet the people you feel like.
Timothy
A degree in Wal-Mart greeting.
Juan
i thought you weren’t allowed within 50 feet of children. you’ll have to greet them from outer space. oly out
Joan
to sell your soul to the Corp. demon…
How do you feel about being trampled from time to time?
Daniel
You just CAN NOT be Dick chenney
Grace
You have to be handsome. You don’t wanna walk in a store with an ugly person and no teeth saying Hi how are you doing? LMAO
Ramon
Being able to stand in one spot and not get angry at all of the idiots coming through the doors at you.
Christian
HAHAHA…please don’t. I hate those guys. They never even say hi, and they’re always old and crusty looking and always think you’re stealing sh!t…
Joseph
you must be older than dirt….
ohh I wanna be an elf
Donna
speech english?
Scott
The ability to stand, sit or lie down for up to 8 hours per day, and to change hankies once per week.
Not wiping drool on the shirt sleeve is a plus.
Anna
The ability to say “Welcome to Wal Mart- Get your sh*t and get out”
Amy
you have to have no life and be super boring
Troy
Wal-Mart greeters are all hard charging professionals who have studied the fine art of greeting people for years. Many have advanced degrees in welcoming and greeting(two separate skill sets) and are driven by ambition and loyalty. Some even have their original teeth.
Joshua
you have to refer to pants as “slacks”
Stella
bed, bath & beyond is hiring
they still have a job open for being a towel!!
Lawrence
The job has actually gotten a lot cooler since last year’s stampedes. Now the Walmart greeters are armed with lassos and are trained in the fine art of hog-tying. Any extra pushy guests are now quickly taken care of by the greeters.
Jamie
(inhales dramatically)……..I say slacks.
Elaine
Dude, you already have the cardigan sweaters, you just need the coke bottle glasses, bald head and bulbous nose. Oh, and the personality of a stump. And the ability to take you 35 minutes to walk from the time clock to the front door of the store using the shortest route possible. In fact, one of the greeters at the local store uses one of the electric scooters to move about the store.
Sue
1. You must be able to smuggle somebody else’s urine into the drug test facility bathroom…
2. You must be willing and able to work for $8.15 per hour…
3. You must possess no self-esteem whatsoever…
Ann
A thick skin would do for starters!
Carol
The ability to be real damn old. So old that the only way to determine your actual age would be to cut you open and count the rings.